Teacher: " 'I killed a person'. Convert this sentence
into future tense!"
Ah Beng : "The future tense is 'you will go to jail' "
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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Ah Beng : "Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night."
Doctor : "Take this tablet, you will be ok."
Ah Beng : "Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game!"
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Ah Beng : "Darling, if I die, will you remarry?"
Wife: "No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die, will you remarry?"
Ah Beng : "No, I'll also stay with your sister."
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Ah Beng : "People consider me as a "GOD" "
Wife: "How do you know??"
Ah Beng : "When I went to the park today, everybody
said, 'Oh GOD! You again!' "
